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    Wacky Wednesday Jokes 

    March 25, 2020

     

    Jacob:    Q: Do you want to hear a joke about butter?     A: Oh wait...it slipped my mind.

     

    Pearl:    Yesterday Pearl said she tried to eat a clock but it was too time consuming!

     

    Natalie:   A girl fell off a 20 ft ladder. she didn't get hurt. Why?   She fell off the bottom step. 

     

    Morgan:   Q:   What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?   A: Thunderwear

     

    Kyleah: Q:  What did the nose say to the finger?   A: Stop picking on me 

                     Q:  What do fish call a submarine?  A: A can of people. 

         Q: Why did the hen cross the road?  A: To prove she wasn’t a chicken. 

     

    Hunter: 

    Knock knock

    Who’s there ?

    Mary Lee 

    Mary Lee who?

    Mary Lee we roll along

     

Last Modified on April 1, 2020